Undefeated. Untied. Unscored Upon.

Yes, all you blue kats know what that means.

It's football season.

Saturday night was Damage Inc.'s first game; their winning margin was maintained after 7 breathless minutes on the other team's 10-yard line. You know how long 7 minutes is in football.

Our favorite starter pulled down 10 guys, two in one play.

Sunday they will be at home.